Told to a friend by a new Gynecologist in Clinton...
It went something like this -
Gynecologist: Are you sexually active?
Friend: No.
Gynecologist: Have you ever slept with someone from Clinton?
Friend: Not lately.
Gynecologist: Good. I wouldn't.
Friend: Why?
Gynecologist: Because... it's been recently reported that Clinton, Iowa, has the second highest per capita rate of CHLAMYDIA in the United States.
Friend: Really?!?!?!!!
Both laugh hysterically.
And this is why I had to go 400+ miles & across the state to find a decent, healthy man.
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Yikes!
And you give Scott and I crap for being from Northwest Iowa. You should be ashamed of yourself. North High might have the highest teen prego rate, but atleast we don't have the STD track record as Clinton does.
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